Food. Cafe. POSERS! Yuck!
Posted by jemzky at 11:34 PM on January 3, 2006.
So what’s really the difference between all the food chains, besides all of their foods containing MSG (an ingredient which has been proven to cause cancer)?
They all taste like heaven!
I would like to express my gratitude to the following fast food chains…
- Mc Donalds – for their chicken, Oreo McFlurry, french fries, and 8MCDO (8-6236) delivery service.

- Jollibee – for their crispylicious and jucylicious *laughs* chicken, jolly shake and sweet spaghetti


This ad is so cheezy. They should think of something better... ugh.
3. Chowking – for their pork siomai, beef brisket, and Chao Fan

Café Café Café.
(shift topic)



Everyone (pertaining to those from class A, B and C) is familiar with Starbucks huh? How bout Gloria Jean's and Seattle's Best? And Mocha Blends? How about our very own local Figaro? Cafes are so so in these days. They’re everywhere!!! Malls, gas stations (Petron, Caltex, Shell, etc.), office buildings and some are even located within secluded areas.
Now… to whom are they really supposed to cater to?
My assumptions are…
- Coffee addicts who drink an average of 2-3 coffees in one sitting
- Probably people who would want to relax and have a few sip before proceeding to what they’re supposed to do
- Friends or group of individuals who would want to gather together (to backstab their other friends) while enjoying a Grande or Venti sized Mocha Latte, Iced White Chocolate (my favorite!!!) or Caramel Macchiato
- Loners (Oh… I do know how you guys feel! Been there, done that)
And who else?
**RANT MODE**Social Climbers and Posers who save their whole allowance for the entire week just so they can afford a puny beverage costing around Php60 ($1.10 USD).
This type of people will stay from dusk ‘til dawn in the cafe and you’ll still notice that their cups aren’t even half full (or half empty if you’re a pessimist) yet!
That’s really pathetic!
Some of these whackos even wear their “best” outfits whenever they go to such cafes. With the short skirt, an inch-thick makeup, and a tiangge-type-cheap-hunting-cap that they probably stole. The whole ensemble makes them look like a cheap slut, considering that they try so hard. Not to mention them being linguistically abusive. They try to mix the Filipino and English language to make them sound (UGH!) cute! And can anyone please tell me what’s with that FAUX ACCENT!?
“Your attempt is futile! Live within your means! Go make instant coffee or something… that’s way cheaper! It’ll help you save up so you and your family can buy more rice and viands for dinner!”
Reminds me of the song Great Pretender by Buck Ram and Big spender by Dorothy Fields… *laughs*
*COOLS DOWN*
What should the verdict be?
I suggest mental and physical torment ala Fear Factor!
Enough of them…
I’m still wondering if it’s true that distilled water has healing abilities. If you know anything about this, I’d like to hear more about it. Meanwhile, I’m going limit my liquid intake to distilled water only. I’ll keep my site updates regarding its effectiveness.












